ME: I bought some fish!! :O
GIRLFRIEND: :-O for what?
ME: Trader Joes Wild Alaskan cod fish nuggets and tartar sauce :D
GIRLFRIEND: My boy is transforming before my very eyes!
ME: I’m not a boy. I’m a man :(
GIRLFRIEND: You are my boyfriend. Or do you want me to call you my manfriend from now on?
ME: Sho. That’d be rad. :D
GIRLFRIEND: Dork :P
