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Bathtub Musings #3

Phil — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:15:47 +0000

If health concerns weren’t an issue, I’m fairly certain I could survive only on Reese’s Peanut Butter products for the rest of his life.

Bathtub Musings #2

Phil — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 04:56:55 +0000

Never watched or listened to anything with Barbara Streisand involved before. Just no real desire – Much like Hugh Grant movies. I mean… I had heard “You Don’t Bring Me Flowers” before. But that’s really all about Neil and his awesomeness. So tonight, while in the tub, NPR Jazz played a standard sung by The Streisand.

Here are my bathtub musings on the event:

My initial thoughts were that she had really good pitch for a singer. But something about her voice sounded pretentious and nasally. Which immediately made me think that it must take a staggering amount of mucus for her to sound nasally.

Bathtub Musings #1

Phil — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 04:43:59 +0000

If Yoda was 900 years old in Return of the Jedi, how old would that make him in The Phantom Menace?

How lazy are we, anyways?

Phil — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 04:09:02 +0000

Admit it. All of you have been there.. Sooo lazy to change the toilet paper that you leave that 2.35 squares left on the roll or just leave the roll empty… Or too laaaazy to change the channel because of the distance of you to the remote even though a Martin Lawrence movie is coming on… Or you’re sooooooo lazy that instead of just finishing off the milk, you leave a torilla’s height worth of milk at the bottom of the carton. Or you’re in there in the bathtub all lazy and relaxed and you decide that you just don’t want to get up to pee…

Right? We’ve all been there, right? Yeah..