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Mary Poppins: Bastard

Phil — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 03:51:08 +0000

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun…

I beg to differ, Ms. Poppins. There’s plenty of jobs that aren’t fun at all. You’re a real ass for lying to kids like that. And then you go and feed them spoonfuls of sugar and wreck their teeth. Bastard.

And our secret celebrity judges today on “Throwdown…” are…

Phil — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 05:57:36 +0000

… a woman with a tremendous ass and a short man in a mustache…

Whole-Grain

Phil — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 17:56:23 +0000

I told my girlfriend that the whole grain bread I bought from Trader Joe’s is SUPER-ASS. She asked me if that was good or bad? Like compacted sawdust I says.