Posts Tagged ‘ass’

Mary Poppins: Bastard

January 17th, 2010

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun…

I beg to differ, Ms. Poppins. There’s plenty of jobs that aren’t fun at all. You’re a real ass for lying to kids like that. And then you go and feed them spoonfuls of sugar and wreck their teeth. Bastard.

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And our secret celebrity judges today on “Throwdown…” are…

January 13th, 2010

… a woman with a tremendous ass and a short man in a mustache

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Whole-Grain

November 18th, 2009

I told my girlfriend that the whole grain bread I bought from Trader Joe’s is SUPER-ASS. She asked me if that was good or bad? Like compacted sawdust I says.

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