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Tell us something interesting or rivetting about the man behind the poorly written content.

I would like nothing more. Unfortunately, I am a tragically boring  individual. An exciting day for me is when they're out of Mountain Dew at Taco Bell and I'm forced to partake of another flavor of beverage. But I will itemize a few notable events I have been apart of:

  • I once played my accordion on the set of the Tabloid TV show: "Hard Copy"
  • I own and perform a custom Van Halen painted keytar in the Seattle band "Stay Tuned"
  • I once flung a booger at my own mother
  • I began the internet troll known as the "GEORGE_ZIMMER" troll based loosely off the owner of "The Men's Wearhouse"
  • I was once on a flight with Kenny G.
See? Boring. Dull as a dull doorstop.

Why do you have a blog if you're such an insufferable bore?

I sincerely felt that there wasn't near enough mountainous manure like drivel on the intrawebs. I am simply doing my part to make the rest of the internet look like a much better place.

Is this the website that can help me increase my penis size with cheap viagra and no down loans?

Yes. Yes it is.

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