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Why do you have a blog if you're such an insufferable bore?
I sincerely felt that there wasn't near enough mountainous manure like drivel on the intrawebs. I am simply doing my part to make the rest of the internet look like a much better place.
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I would like nothing more. Unfortunately, I am a tragically boring individual. An exciting day for me is when they're out of Mountain Dew at Taco Bell and I'm forced to partake of another flavor of beverage. But I will itemize a few notable events I have been apart of:
- I once played my accordion on the set of the Tabloid TV show: "Hard Copy"
- I own and perform a custom Van Halen painted keytar in the Seattle band "Stay Tuned"
- I once flung a booger at my own mother
- I began the internet troll known as the "GEORGE_ZIMMER" troll based loosely off the owner of "The Men's Wearhouse"
- I was once on a flight with Kenny G.
Why do you have a blog if you're such an insufferable bore?
I sincerely felt that there wasn't near enough mountainous manure like drivel on the intrawebs. I am simply doing my part to make the rest of the internet look like a much better place.
Is this the website that can help me increase my penis size with cheap viagra and no down loans?
Yes. Yes it is.
